Re-Invention of Stan
josephalopod: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! 

josephalopod:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! 

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11 months ago
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  3. circusofworldstruggle reblogged this from pepsi-freeze and added:
    ‘How to be an asshole-101’ who doesn’t like lemonade?
  4. barnabyjr reblogged this from pepsi-freeze and added:
    Every day of my life? Yes.
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  8. jadensstation reblogged this from pixelheartsanddaydreamers and added:
    Cave Johnson. We’re done here
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  11. russjackson reblogged this from st215 and added:
    -“Do you know who i am? I’m the man that’s gonna burn your house down!” hahaha
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  14. privatelyxy reblogged this from thehao and added:
    um exactly what I did to get our money back for stupid apartment!
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    Story of my life c:
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  25. goremuffin reblogged this from cosmicvero and added:
    hell yeah.. take your f-ing lemons life!!!!
  26. sunnachan reblogged this from cosmicvero and added:
    Ya sabe cosmicvero:
  27. cosmicvero reblogged this from josephalopod and added:
    YEAH!! TAKE THE LEMONS!!!
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